Ha! A step up from a primordial Ted Cruz.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑20 Dec 2020, 12:56amAnyone else here read the last panel as, "I had to 'do' a volcano"?
Also, new Rusty looks like Jim Carroll.
The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Punching! Speedboat!
(Punchee is Mark's ratfink dad. Storylines have continued to be soap opera deep dark family secret.)
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Apparently he didn't hit him hard enough because he got right back up and is sending his Markbot to catch Mark who makes it to the boat in time amd luckily its going downhill if it was uphill he might have gotten caught.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Jan 2021, 10:11am
Punching! Speedboat!
(Punchee is Mark's ratfink dad. Storylines have continued to be soap opera deep dark family secret.)
Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
Looks more like he's elbowing him.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Genuine laugh with panel 2.
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Cut to flashback of Mark's dad trying to teach him how to row as a child and getting way more frustrated than is called for.
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True story: When I was, like, 8 or 9, my dad, who was deeply uninterested in me a person, decided it was time for me to learn to be a man. He grew up on a farm during tough times doing all kinds of grinding chores, and so should I. He sends me up in a tree and tells me to saw off a dead limb. No instruction, just go do it. Again, I'm 8 or 9. And I fail miserably. And he is visibly disappointed in me. My mother, who was always extremely protective of me—I was the youngest and the weirdo—was furious with him for setting me up to fail like that.
In short, I'm Mark Trail, baby!
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Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
So only you really know what happened to Harvey Camel?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jan 2021, 3:19pmTrue story: When I was, like, 8 or 9, my dad, who was deeply uninterested in me a person, decided it was time for me to learn to be a man. He grew up on a farm during tough times doing all kinds of grinding chores, and so should I. He sends me up in a tree and tells me to saw off a dead limb. No instruction, just go do it. Again, I'm 8 or 9. And I fail miserably. And he is visibly disappointed in me. My mother, who was always extremely protective of me—I was the youngest and the weirdo—was furious with him for setting me up to fail like that.
In short, I'm Mark Trail, baby!
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That speedboat won't unexplode itself.
My lawyers have advised me not to speak to that. I will, however, entertain questions about the Venezuelan grasshopper!
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Did you ever purposefully abandon a Venezuelan grasshopper or anybody else during a snowstorm in the Himalayas?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jan 2021, 3:25pmThat speedboat won't unexplode itself.
My lawyers have advised me not to speak to that. I will, however, entertain questions about the Venezuelan grasshopper!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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It depends on how you define "ever," "a," "or," and "in."Olaf wrote: ↑06 Jan 2021, 5:28amDid you ever purposefully abandon a Venezuelan grasshopper or anybody else during a snowstorm in the Himalayas?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jan 2021, 3:25pmThat speedboat won't unexplode itself.
My lawyers have advised me not to speak to that. I will, however, entertain questions about the Venezuelan grasshopper!
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I think Mark just killed a couple people in panel 3.
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While Jolly's sister looks on with amusement.
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What a bean dad.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Jan 2021, 3:19pmTrue story: When I was, like, 8 or 9, my dad, who was deeply uninterested in me a person, decided it was time for me to learn to be a man. He grew up on a farm during tough times doing all kinds of grinding chores, and so should I. He sends me up in a tree and tells me to saw off a dead limb. No instruction, just go do it. Again, I'm 8 or 9. And I fail miserably. And he is visibly disappointed in me. My mother, who was always extremely protective of me—I was the youngest and the weirdo—was furious with him for setting me up to fail like that.
In short, I'm Mark Trail, baby!