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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Olaf wrote:
17 Mar 2021, 5:30pm
Flex telling the kids to stay off his lawn.
damn straight
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:47pm
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Why does his signature say JZ or J2?
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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:56pm
tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:47pm
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Why does his signature say JZ or J2?
Is he a Junior?
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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Wolter wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:14pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:56pm
tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:47pm
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Why does his signature say JZ or J2?
Is he a Junior?
C-Flex Junior! That actually sounds pretty cool
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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Wolter wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:14pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:56pm
tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:47pm
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Why does his signature say JZ or J2?
Is he a Junior?
That makes sense. Unless he isn't a junior.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:18pm
Wolter wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:14pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:56pm
tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:47pm
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Why does his signature say JZ or J2?
Is he a Junior?
That makes sense. Unless he isn't a junior.
Homage to Seattle's most popular Junior
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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:18pm
Wolter wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:14pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:56pm
tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:47pm
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Why does his signature say JZ or J2?
Is he a Junior?
That makes sense. Unless he isn't a junior.
Homage to Seattle's most popular Junior
Danny from Danny and the Juniors?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 4:37pm
tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:18pm
Wolter wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:14pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 2:56pm


Why does his signature say JZ or J2?
Is he a Junior?
That makes sense. Unless he isn't a junior.
Homage to Seattle's most popular Junior
Danny from Danny and the Juniors?
I think they're east coasters, but they relocated in the 90s with their alt hit "Let's Go To Sub Pop"
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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 5:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 4:37pm
tepista wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 4:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:18pm
Wolter wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 3:14pm


Is he a Junior?
That makes sense. Unless he isn't a junior.
Homage to Seattle's most popular Junior
Danny from Danny and the Juniors?
I think they're east coasters, but they relocated in the 90s with their alt hit "Let's Go To Sub Pop"
There's a probably a German word that means awful and brilliant (olafracooncannibalflute?). That's that.
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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 5:40pm
There's a probably a German word that means awful and brilliant.
Oberdada.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Olaf wrote:
19 Mar 2021, 10:19am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 5:40pm
There's a probably a German word that means awful and brilliant.
Oberdada.
La-la-la-la life goes on!
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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2021, 10:51am
Olaf wrote:
19 Mar 2021, 10:19am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 5:40pm
There's a probably a German word that means awful and brilliant.
Oberdada.
La-la-la-la life goes on!
Some of my favourite Keith Levene lyrics.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Re: Happy birthday, Flex!

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Olaf wrote:
20 Mar 2021, 6:46am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2021, 10:51am
Olaf wrote:
19 Mar 2021, 10:19am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Mar 2021, 5:40pm
There's a probably a German word that means awful and brilliant.
Oberdada.
La-la-la-la life goes on!
Some of my favourite Keith Levene lyrics.
That was Plastic Bertrand!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Happy Belated Birthday Flex - A few of us chipped in and got a special gift for you: https://www.cameo.com/v/3L_Tcq095
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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