The KISS thread

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Re: The KISS thread

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RockNRollWhore wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:18pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:02pm
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 1:51pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 12:19pm
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 11:41am
Any chance of positive nostalgia from the early years has been ruined by everything that came since. And I mean the crappy music and all the members asshole statements.
Paul, Ace and Peter were lovable assholes though.
Only because they seem not to be in the spotlight so much, but anytime I see something about them I hate them more.
Yet you and all the other naysayers keep coming back to this thread. All closet KISS fans if you ask me, especially Doc.
Ace is the only one I find redeemable of that Bunch tbh.
Peter is so stupid I find him endearing. His autobiography was hilarious. Not intentionally so, but I was dumbfounded by his crass decision making.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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someone mentioned creatures of the night, so i'll use it as an excuse to repost my favorite kiss-related thing, which is this kickass teenage bottlerocket song:
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

Pex Lives!

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:02pm
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 1:51pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 12:19pm
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 11:41am
Any chance of positive nostalgia from the early years has been ruined by everything that came since. And I mean the crappy music and all the members asshole statements.
Paul, Ace and Peter were lovable assholes though.
Only because they seem not to be in the spotlight so much, but anytime I see something about them I hate them more.
Yet you and all the other naysayers keep coming back to this thread. All closet KISS fans if you ask me, especially Doc.
Its like when people gawk at a car crash or rent those faces of death videos.

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:13pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:05pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:02pm
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 1:51pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 12:19pm


Paul, Ace and Peter were lovable assholes though.
Only because they seem not to be in the spotlight so much, but anytime I see something about them I hate them more.
Yet you and all the other naysayers keep coming back to this thread. All closet KISS fans if you ask me, especially Doc.
I only come back hoping you’ve drunkenly been a PRIZE IDOOT
PRZE not PRIZE. ;)
I’m sorry, I was too sober.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Wolter wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 6:14pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:13pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:05pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:02pm
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 1:51pm


Only because they seem not to be in the spotlight so much, but anytime I see something about them I hate them more.
Yet you and all the other naysayers keep coming back to this thread. All closet KISS fans if you ask me, especially Doc.
I only come back hoping you’ve drunkenly been a PRIZE IDOOT
PRZE not PRIZE. ;)
I’m sorry, I was too sober.
This is no place for sober contemplation.

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revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 7:07pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 6:14pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:13pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:05pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:02pm


Yet you and all the other naysayers keep coming back to this thread. All closet KISS fans if you ask me, especially Doc.
I only come back hoping you’ve drunkenly been a PRIZE IDOOT
PRZE not PRIZE. ;)
I’m sorry, I was too sober.
This is no place for sober contemplation.
I've kind of fucked it up by posting KISS nonsense. It used to be that it'd only be updated when Heston had invested in a bottle of £2 wine that had produced insights, of a sort.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: The KISS thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 8:26pm
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 7:07pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 6:14pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:13pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:05pm

I only come back hoping you’ve drunkenly been a PRIZE IDOOT
PRZE not PRIZE. ;)
I’m sorry, I was too sober.
This is no place for sober contemplation.
I've kind of fucked it up by posting KISS nonsense. It used to be that it'd only be updated when Heston had invested in a bottle of £2 wine that had produced insights, of a sort.
Two Pound Charles doesn’t have the same ring as Three Buck Chuck (formerly Two).
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Wolter wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 10:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 8:26pm
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 7:07pm
Wolter wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 6:14pm
Heston wrote:
22 Mar 2021, 3:13pm


PRZE not PRIZE. ;)
I’m sorry, I was too sober.
This is no place for sober contemplation.
I've kind of fucked it up by posting KISS nonsense. It used to be that it'd only be updated when Heston had invested in a bottle of £2 wine that had produced insights, of a sort.
Two Pound Charles doesn’t have the same ring as Three Buck Chuck (formerly Two).
Take that, Limeyland!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Doin' my KISS lecture this morning. If I can convince just one student that KISS is nothing more than crass commodification posing as a rock band, then I have done good for the day.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: The KISS thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 9:43am
Doin' my KISS lecture this morning. If I can convince just one student that KISS is nothing more than crass commodification posing as a rock band, then I have done good for the day.
Hopefully one of them has heard Strutter and will give you a hypothetical punch on the nose.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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By the way, I really enjoyed your lecture, Doc. You're an engaging speaker.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Heston wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 9:53am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 9:43am
Doin' my KISS lecture this morning. If I can convince just one student that KISS is nothing more than crass commodification posing as a rock band, then I have done good for the day.
Hopefully one of them has heard Strutter and will give you a hypothetical punch on the nose.
*buzz* I've gone on record several times as saying "Strutter" and "Rock and Roll All Nite" are solid. It's, like, everything after 1975 that is dodgy and thin as fuck.
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Olaf wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 10:08am
By the way, I really enjoyed your lecture, Doc. You're an engaging speaker.
Thanks, man. It's nice to hear. I often feel like I'm a complete dork but that's the kind of trance I go into once I start up.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 10:14am
Olaf wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 10:08am
By the way, I really enjoyed your lecture, Doc. You're an engaging speaker.
Thanks, man. It's nice to hear. I often feel like I'm a complete dork but that's the kind of trance I go into once I start up.
You're a very engaging dork. How do you think you got married.

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revbob wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 10:27am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 10:14am
Olaf wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 10:08am
By the way, I really enjoyed your lecture, Doc. You're an engaging speaker.
Thanks, man. It's nice to hear. I often feel like I'm a complete dork but that's the kind of trance I go into once I start up.
You're a very engaging dork. How do you think you got married.
Pity, duh.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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