MLB 2021

[tepista]

[Dr. Medulla]

Two games in, my decision not to pay for the, uh, privilege of watching Sox games is lookin' wise!

[Inder]

[Dr. Medulla]

Gardner looks more like an alien cannibal.

[BostonBeaneater]

Gardner looks more like an alien cannibal.

His head looks like it could light up and and pulse.

[Guest1]

Gardner looks more like an alien cannibal.

His head looks like it could light up and and pulse.

Yeah that's alien tier level right there. Never understood the Yanks no beard policy post Steinbrenner Sr. passing. Yet the team still permits them to wear 70s porno staches. Baffling

[tepista]

The Outer Limits "The Sixth Finger"

[Dr. Medulla]

The 2021 Boston Red Sox: Quest for a Top 3 Draft Pick!

[Flex]

Between the Rockies and Red Sox, I've been treated to a lot of incredibly bad baseball in a pretty short period of time

Faux Addendum: I traded a $5 amazon gift card for someone's t-mobile free mb.tv package - a great deal I thought at the time, but I have yet to receive $5 of entertainment value for my trouble. Still, the Sox are bound to win a game at some point, right?

[revbob]

Between the Rockies and Red Sox, I've been treated to a lot of incredibly bad baseball in a pretty short period of time

Faux Addendum: I traded a $5 amazon gift card for someone's t-mobile free mb.tv package - a great deal I thought at the time, but I have yet to receive $5 of entertainment value for my trouble. Still, the Sox are bound to win a game at some point, right?

Someone (Sox fan) at work on Friday commented in a celebratory fasion how the Yankees lost their first game. I quietly chuckled.

The Jays look like a good team ugly uniforms not withstanding.

[Flex]

yeah, probably not the year for sox fans to really talk shit about any division rivals.

I think the sox will get to be more entertaining and likable once the rust comes off a bit more, although the starting rotation is almost certain to render this a middling year at best, but after last year's fake season and horrid play I was hoping for something more than to get (handily) swept at home by the Orioles. Ah, well. Even the Rockies won their opener...

[Dr. Medulla]

Someone (Sox fan) at work on Friday commented in a celebratory fasion how the Yankees lost their first game. I quietly chuckled.

[tepista]

August 8, 1982. A line drive foul ball hits a four year old boy in the head at Fenway. Jim Rice, realizing in a flash that it would take EMTs too long to arrive and cut through the crowd, sprang from the dugout and scooped up the boy. He laid the boy gently on the dugout floor, where the Red Sox medical team began to treat him.
When the boy arrived at the hospital 30 minutes later, doctors said, without a doubt that Jim's prompt actions saved the boy's life. Jim returned to the game in a blood-stained uniform. A real badge of courage. After visiting the boy in the hospital, and realizing the family was of modest means, he stopped by the business office and instructed that the bill be sent to him.

[Dr. Medulla]

August 8, 1982. A line drive foul ball hits a four year old boy in the head at Fenway. Jim Rice, realizing in a flash that it would take EMTs too long to arrive and cut through the crowd, sprang from the dugout and scooped up the boy. He laid the boy gently on the dugout floor, where the Red Sox medical team began to treat him.
When the boy arrived at the hospital 30 minutes later, doctors said, without a doubt that Jim's prompt actions saved the boy's life. Jim returned to the game in a blood-stained uniform. A real badge of courage. After visiting the boy in the hospital, and realizing the family was of modest means, he stopped by the business office and instructed that the bill be sent to him.

Acknowledging his actions, Red Sox fans dialled back their racist taunts for a half inning.

[tepista]

August 8, 1982. A line drive foul ball hits a four year old boy in the head at Fenway. Jim Rice, realizing in a flash that it would take EMTs too long to arrive and cut through the crowd, sprang from the dugout and scooped up the boy. He laid the boy gently on the dugout floor, where the Red Sox medical team began to treat him.
When the boy arrived at the hospital 30 minutes later, doctors said, without a doubt that Jim's prompt actions saved the boy's life. Jim returned to the game in a blood-stained uniform. A real badge of courage. After visiting the boy in the hospital, and realizing the family was of modest means, he stopped by the business office and instructed that the bill be sent to him.

Acknowledging his actions, Red Sox fans dialled back their racist taunts for a half inning.

Some people in the higher up seats shouted "Stop him, he's stealing that baby!"