Peter is so stupid I find him endearing. His autobiography was hilarious. Not intentionally so, but I was dumbfounded by his crass decision making.RockNRollWhore wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 3:18pmAce is the only one I find redeemable of that Bunch tbh.Heston wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 3:02pmYet you and all the other naysayers keep coming back to this thread. All closet KISS fans if you ask me, especially Doc.
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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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someone mentioned creatures of the night, so i'll use it as an excuse to repost my favorite kiss-related thing, which is this kickass teenage bottlerocket song:
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Its like when people gawk at a car crash or rent those faces of death videos.Heston wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 3:02pmYet you and all the other naysayers keep coming back to this thread. All closet KISS fans if you ask me, especially Doc.
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I’m sorry, I was too sober.Heston wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 3:13pmPRZE not PRIZE.
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This is no place for sober contemplation.Wolter wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 6:14pmI’m sorry, I was too sober.Heston wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 3:13pmPRZE not PRIZE.
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I've kind of fucked it up by posting KISS nonsense. It used to be that it'd only be updated when Heston had invested in a bottle of £2 wine that had produced insights, of a sort.
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Two Pound Charles doesn’t have the same ring as Three Buck Chuck (formerly Two).Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 8:26pmI've kind of fucked it up by posting KISS nonsense. It used to be that it'd only be updated when Heston had invested in a bottle of £2 wine that had produced insights, of a sort.
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Take that, Limeyland!Wolter wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 10:54pmTwo Pound Charles doesn’t have the same ring as Three Buck Chuck (formerly Two).Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 8:26pmI've kind of fucked it up by posting KISS nonsense. It used to be that it'd only be updated when Heston had invested in a bottle of £2 wine that had produced insights, of a sort.
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Doin' my KISS lecture this morning. If I can convince just one student that KISS is nothing more than crass commodification posing as a rock band, then I have done good for the day.
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Hopefully one of them has heard Strutter and will give you a hypothetical punch on the nose.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Apr 2021, 9:43amDoin' my KISS lecture this morning. If I can convince just one student that KISS is nothing more than crass commodification posing as a rock band, then I have done good for the day.
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By the way, I really enjoyed your lecture, Doc. You're an engaging speaker.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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*buzz* I've gone on record several times as saying "Strutter" and "Rock and Roll All Nite" are solid. It's, like, everything after 1975 that is dodgy and thin as fuck.Heston wrote: ↑06 Apr 2021, 9:53amHopefully one of them has heard Strutter and will give you a hypothetical punch on the nose.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Apr 2021, 9:43amDoin' my KISS lecture this morning. If I can convince just one student that KISS is nothing more than crass commodification posing as a rock band, then I have done good for the day.
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Thanks, man. It's nice to hear. I often feel like I'm a complete dork but that's the kind of trance I go into once I start up.
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You're a very engaging dork. How do you think you got married.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Apr 2021, 10:14amThanks, man. It's nice to hear. I often feel like I'm a complete dork but that's the kind of trance I go into once I start up.
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Pity, duh.revbob wrote: ↑06 Apr 2021, 10:27amYou're a very engaging dork. How do you think you got married.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Apr 2021, 10:14amThanks, man. It's nice to hear. I often feel like I'm a complete dork but that's the kind of trance I go into once I start up.
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