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Flex wrote:
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This house is incredible: https://www.redfin.com/MD/Brooklyn-Park ... e/10392075
I would think it would be hard to sell, it's been designed and remodeled to suit the tastes of a unique individual, may not be everybody's cup of tea.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Mar 2021, 9:19pm
Kory wrote:
29 Mar 2021, 7:14pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
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matedog wrote:
29 Mar 2021, 6:08pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
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Check it out on Google street view to see the glorious florescent green Raiders truck.
I noticed the fucking Raiders jersey collection. That was an unexpectedly hilarious touch.
What is confusing to me is why would this person sell their dream home? A ton of effort went into this and it looks rather new.
Divorce probably.
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Never knew Essen was twinned with Sunderland! Does that mean I get discounts on sandwiches and stuff?
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Olaf wrote:
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Never knew Essen was twinned with Sunderland! Does that mean I get discounts on sandwiches and stuff?
It means you might get a free Panic Report badge. But your cool looking leather jacket will be old and worn by the time it arrives. ;)
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Marky Dread wrote:
05 Apr 2021, 3:38pm
Olaf wrote:
05 Apr 2021, 3:28pm
Never knew Essen was twinned with Sunderland! Does that mean I get discounts on sandwiches and stuff?
It means you might get a free Panic Report badge. But your cool looking leather jacket will be old and worn by the time it arrives. ;)
:lol:
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Was going to get a taxi last week and passed a fast food restaurant when I heard the unmistakable sounds of banging. I just kind of instinctively looked over as a "what was that?" (rather than lurid curiosity) and saw a rotund homeless gentleman sitting on a pile of stacked patio furniture, looking at his phone, just blasting porn at like 11:30pm.

We made eye-contact and then he returned to his device (his phone, I mean).

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Inder wrote:
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Was going to get a taxi last week and passed a fast food restaurant when I heard the unmistakable sounds of banging. I just kind of instinctively looked over as a "what was that?" (rather than lurid curiosity) and saw a rotund homeless gentleman sitting on a pile of stacked patio furniture, looking at his phone, just blasting porn at like 11:30pm.

We made eye-contact and then he returned to his device (his phone, I mean).
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Inder wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 1:04pm
Was going to get a taxi last week and passed a fast food restaurant when I heard the unmistakable sounds of banging. I just kind of instinctively looked over as a "what was that?" (rather than lurid curiosity) and saw a rotund homeless gentleman sitting on a pile of stacked patio furniture, looking at his phone, just blasting porn at like 11:30pm.

We made eye-contact and then he returned to his device (his phone, I mean).
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Inder wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 1:04pm
Was going to get a taxi last week and passed a fast food restaurant when I heard the unmistakable sounds of banging. I just kind of instinctively looked over as a "what was that?" (rather than lurid curiosity) and saw a rotund homeless gentleman sitting on a pile of stacked patio furniture, looking at his phone, just blasting porn at like 11:30pm.

We made eye-contact and then he returned to his device (his phone, I mean).
Isnt 1130pm in the designated time window for public displays of pornography?

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Inder wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 1:04pm
Was going to get a taxi last week and passed a fast food restaurant when I heard the unmistakable sounds of banging. I just kind of instinctively looked over as a "what was that?" (rather than lurid curiosity) and saw a rotund homeless gentleman sitting on a pile of stacked patio furniture, looking at his phone, just blasting porn at like 11:30pm.

We made eye-contact and then he returned to his device (his phone, I mean).
I thought you meant banging on pots and pans and shit and wondered how you made the leap to porn. :lol:

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Olaf wrote:
05 Apr 2021, 3:28pm
Never knew Essen was twinned with Sunderland! Does that mean I get discounts on sandwiches and stuff?
Poor Essen.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Mimi wrote:
07 Apr 2021, 12:14pm
Inder wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 1:04pm
Was going to get a taxi last week and passed a fast food restaurant when I heard the unmistakable sounds of banging. I just kind of instinctively looked over as a "what was that?" (rather than lurid curiosity) and saw a rotund homeless gentleman sitting on a pile of stacked patio furniture, looking at his phone, just blasting porn at like 11:30pm.

We made eye-contact and then he returned to his device (his phone, I mean).
I thought you meant banging on pots and pans and shit and wondered how you made the leap to porn. :lol:
That's how I first read it.

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Heston wrote:
07 Apr 2021, 12:40pm
Olaf wrote:
05 Apr 2021, 3:28pm
Never knew Essen was twinned with Sunderland! Does that mean I get discounts on sandwiches and stuff?
Poor Essen.
Could be worse. It could be South Shields. :shifty:
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Olaf wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:18am
Heston wrote:
07 Apr 2021, 12:40pm
Olaf wrote:
05 Apr 2021, 3:28pm
Never knew Essen was twinned with Sunderland! Does that mean I get discounts on sandwiches and stuff?
Poor Essen.
Could be worse. It could be South Shields. :shifty:
Wuppertal has that honour.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:27am
Olaf wrote:
08 Apr 2021, 6:18am
Heston wrote:
07 Apr 2021, 12:40pm
Olaf wrote:
05 Apr 2021, 3:28pm
Never knew Essen was twinned with Sunderland! Does that mean I get discounts on sandwiches and stuff?
Poor Essen.
Could be worse. It could be South Shields. :shifty:
Wuppertal has that honour.
Interesting. To go across the Wupper means to die in German. Not sure why I mention that...
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