The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

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Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 9:55pm
revbob wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 9:35pm
Walter Mondale 93.
Honestly, I thought he'd been dead for years.
I only found out he was still alive like 6 months ago.
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Wolter wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 11:30pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 9:55pm
revbob wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 9:35pm
Walter Mondale 93.
Honestly, I thought he'd been dead for years.
I only found out he was still alive like 6 months ago.
just in time to break your heart
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tepista wrote:
20 Apr 2021, 12:10am
Wolter wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 11:30pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 9:55pm
revbob wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 9:35pm
Walter Mondale 93.
Honestly, I thought he'd been dead for years.
I only found out he was still alive like 6 months ago.
just in time to break your heart
This was a bit much:
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JennyB wrote:
20 Apr 2021, 9:33am
tepista wrote:
20 Apr 2021, 12:10am
Wolter wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 11:30pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 9:55pm
revbob wrote:
19 Apr 2021, 9:35pm
Walter Mondale 93.
Honestly, I thought he'd been dead for years.
I only found out he was still alive like 6 months ago.
just in time to break your heart
This was a bit much:
Ick.
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Jim Steinman dead at 73.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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The long-suffering Mrs. Spiff worked with Walter Mondale for more than two decades, and when he was winding down his work life, he gave her several books he had on his bookshelves, which are now on our bookshelves.

They are a nice reminder of what an all-around good guy he was.
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https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-ne ... rain-wreck

Never heard of this guy, but it's notable that he's the last known survivor of the Halifax explosion (if you don't know it, Wikipedia it; it's terrifying) plus Canada's worst train accident. Appropriate that the fucker would defy death until 104.
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Les McKeown lead singer of the Bay City Rollers dead at 65.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
22 Apr 2021, 2:32pm
Les McKeown lead singer of the Bay City Rollers dead at 65.
Bye bye baby. R.I.P.
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Apollo XI astronaut Michael Collins. Only Buzz Aldrin left from those three.
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Nick Kamen. I guess he was indirectly responsible for the Clash's only UK number 1 single.

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laxman wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:13pm
Nick Kamen. I guess he was indirectly responsible for the Clash's only UK number 1 single.
I heard that through the grapevine. ;)
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Marky Dread wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:18pm
laxman wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:13pm
Nick Kamen. I guess he was indirectly responsible for the Clash's only UK number 1 single.
I heard that through the grapevine. ;)
He had very good genes.

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laxman wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:26pm
Marky Dread wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:18pm
laxman wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:13pm
Nick Kamen. I guess he was indirectly responsible for the Clash's only UK number 1 single.
I heard that through the grapevine. ;)
He had very good genes.
He had 501 pairs.
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Marky Dread wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:30pm
laxman wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:26pm
Marky Dread wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:18pm
laxman wrote:
05 May 2021, 4:13pm
Nick Kamen. I guess he was indirectly responsible for the Clash's only UK number 1 single.
I heard that through the grapevine. ;)
He had very good genes.
He had 501 pairs.
You win! I was trying to think of some more puns but they weren't very Original.

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