I look forward to smashing you, puny webman.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:24pmI'm still waiting for the web-slinging ability that Pfizer is supposed to provide, but I guess it takes a couple weeks.
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If you can catch me, Greenie.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:28pmI look forward to smashing you, puny webman.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:24pmI'm still waiting for the web-slinging ability that Pfizer is supposed to provide, but I guess it takes a couple weeks.
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Congratulations Doc & welcome to the club! How many days until your 2nd shot?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:16pmLiterally the mildest needle I've ever received. If I didn't know I was getting it, I wouldn't have been aware. Now I wait until dark to turn into the Hulk.
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They've awarded me 17 September for the second one, tho they said it could change. So that's, what, four and a half months?Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:39pmCongratulations Doc & welcome to the club! How many days until your 2nd shot?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:16pmLiterally the mildest needle I've ever received. If I didn't know I was getting it, I wouldn't have been aware. Now I wait until dark to turn into the Hulk.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Stupid webman, Hulk fast!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:35pmIf you can catch me, Greenie.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:28pmI look forward to smashing you, puny webman.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:24pmI'm still waiting for the web-slinging ability that Pfizer is supposed to provide, but I guess it takes a couple weeks.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Wow, 4 months huh? I wonder why the AstraZeneca has such a long wait between doses?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:57pmThey've awarded me 17 September for the second one, tho they said it could change. So that's, what, four and a half months?Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:39pmCongratulations Doc & welcome to the club! How many days until your 2nd shot?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:16pmLiterally the mildest needle I've ever received. If I didn't know I was getting it, I wouldn't have been aware. Now I wait until dark to turn into the Hulk.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
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I suspect it's more the flaming car wreck of Ontario's vaccination program. I'm far from a nationalist or proud of my country by any stretch, but it's fucking embarrassing that a nation with universal health coverage is being seriously lapped by the US when it comes to vaccination. Elect a clown as premier, expect to live in the circus.Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:02pmWow, 4 months huh? I wonder why the AstraZeneca has such a long wait between doses?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:57pmThey've awarded me 17 September for the second one, tho they said it could change. So that's, what, four and a half months?Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:39pmCongratulations Doc & welcome to the club! How many days until your 2nd shot?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:16pmLiterally the mildest needle I've ever received. If I didn't know I was getting it, I wouldn't have been aware. Now I wait until dark to turn into the Hulk.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Not as fast as your friendly neighborhood Pfizerman!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:57pmStupid webman, Hulk fast!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:35pmIf you can catch me, Greenie.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:28pmI look forward to smashing you, puny webman.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:24pmI'm still waiting for the web-slinging ability that Pfizer is supposed to provide, but I guess it takes a couple weeks.
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I Googled it, appears AstraZeneca may have a higher effectiveness after the first dosage at 76%. Down south here, we're mainly getting the Pfizer & Moderna, with J&J starting to reappear.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:06pmI suspect it's more the flaming car wreck of Ontario's vaccination program. I'm far from a nationalist or proud of my country by any stretch, but it's fucking embarrassing that a nation with universal health coverage is being seriously lapped by the US when it comes to vaccination. Elect a clown as premier, expect to live in the circus.Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:02pmWow, 4 months huh? I wonder why the AstraZeneca has such a long wait between doses?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:57pmThey've awarded me 17 September for the second one, tho they said it could change. So that's, what, four and a half months?Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:39pmCongratulations Doc & welcome to the club! How many days until your 2nd shot?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:16pmLiterally the mildest needle I've ever received. If I didn't know I was getting it, I wouldn't have been aware. Now I wait until dark to turn into the Hulk.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:08pmNot as fast as your friendly neighborhood Pfizerman!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:57pmStupid webman, Hulk fast!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:35pmIf you can catch me, Greenie.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:28pmI look forward to smashing you, puny webman.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:24pmI'm still waiting for the web-slinging ability that Pfizer is supposed to provide, but I guess it takes a couple weeks.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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What I read is that we're 75% immune for contracting it on the first dose, and 100% immune for a fatal experience if we do. And the immediate side effects are much less ugly. The Boss's arm where she got the needle is itchy, but I've got nothing thus far.Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:12pmI Googled it, appears AstraZeneca may have a higher effectiveness after the first dosage at 76%. Down south here, we're mainly getting the Pfizer & Moderna, with J&J starting to reappear.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:06pmI suspect it's more the flaming car wreck of Ontario's vaccination program. I'm far from a nationalist or proud of my country by any stretch, but it's fucking embarrassing that a nation with universal health coverage is being seriously lapped by the US when it comes to vaccination. Elect a clown as premier, expect to live in the circus.Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:02pmWow, 4 months huh? I wonder why the AstraZeneca has such a long wait between doses?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:57pmThey've awarded me 17 September for the second one, tho they said it could change. So that's, what, four and a half months?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Ok you're showing up on the map now. Do you have a desire to abandon your Apple ways yet?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:37pmWhat I read is that we're 75% immune for contracting it on the first dose, and 100% immune for a fatal experience if we do. And the immediate side effects are much less ugly. The Boss's arm where she got the needle is itchy, but I've got nothing thus far.Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:12pmI Googled it, appears AstraZeneca may have a higher effectiveness after the first dosage at 76%. Down south here, we're mainly getting the Pfizer & Moderna, with J&J starting to reappear.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:06pmI suspect it's more the flaming car wreck of Ontario's vaccination program. I'm far from a nationalist or proud of my country by any stretch, but it's fucking embarrassing that a nation with universal health coverage is being seriously lapped by the US when it comes to vaccination. Elect a clown as premier, expect to live in the circus.Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:02pmWow, 4 months huh? I wonder why the AstraZeneca has such a long wait between doses?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 2:57pm
They've awarded me 17 September for the second one, tho they said it could change. So that's, what, four and a half months?
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Nope. I guess the Jobs vaccine I got back in '98 is still too dominant. Still, if someone gave me a Surface, I'd accept it, so maybe there's something going on.revbob wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 6:12pmOk you're showing up on the map now. Do you have a desire to abandon your Apple ways yet?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:37pmWhat I read is that we're 75% immune for contracting it on the first dose, and 100% immune for a fatal experience if we do. And the immediate side effects are much less ugly. The Boss's arm where she got the needle is itchy, but I've got nothing thus far.Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:12pmI Googled it, appears AstraZeneca may have a higher effectiveness after the first dosage at 76%. Down south here, we're mainly getting the Pfizer & Moderna, with J&J starting to reappear.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:06pmI suspect it's more the flaming car wreck of Ontario's vaccination program. I'm far from a nationalist or proud of my country by any stretch, but it's fucking embarrassing that a nation with universal health coverage is being seriously lapped by the US when it comes to vaccination. Elect a clown as premier, expect to live in the circus.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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The second dose is the clincher.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 6:18pmNope. I guess the Jobs vaccine I got back in '98 is still too dominant. Still, if someone gave me a Surface, I'd accept it, so maybe there's something going on.revbob wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 6:12pmOk you're showing up on the map now. Do you have a desire to abandon your Apple ways yet?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:37pmWhat I read is that we're 75% immune for contracting it on the first dose, and 100% immune for a fatal experience if we do. And the immediate side effects are much less ugly. The Boss's arm where she got the needle is itchy, but I've got nothing thus far.Sparky wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:12pmI Googled it, appears AstraZeneca may have a higher effectiveness after the first dosage at 76%. Down south here, we're mainly getting the Pfizer & Moderna, with J&J starting to reappear.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:06pm
I suspect it's more the flaming car wreck of Ontario's vaccination program. I'm far from a nationalist or proud of my country by any stretch, but it's fucking embarrassing that a nation with universal health coverage is being seriously lapped by the US when it comes to vaccination. Elect a clown as premier, expect to live in the circus.
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So I'm going to start seeing Clippy whenever I need advice?revbob wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 6:22pmThe second dose is the clincher.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 6:18pmNope. I guess the Jobs vaccine I got back in '98 is still too dominant. Still, if someone gave me a Surface, I'd accept it, so maybe there's something going on.revbob wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 6:12pmOk you're showing up on the map now. Do you have a desire to abandon your Apple ways yet?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 May 2021, 3:37pmWhat I read is that we're 75% immune for contracting it on the first dose, and 100% immune for a fatal experience if we do. And the immediate side effects are much less ugly. The Boss's arm where she got the needle is itchy, but I've got nothing thus far.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft