The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

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Very sad, one of the best.

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Holy crap. A guy who could, quite literally, read from a book and make it hilarious. His control of inflection was amazing. When he spoke, there was nobody funnier within a thousand miles.

edit: Ooof, he had a bit in a comedy special from a few years ago where he mocked how people who die of cancer are always described as fighting it bravely. Surely there were cowards who just rolled over, right?
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A bit late but very sad news about the passing of Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud. She went to the High School just down the road from where I live and a few of my now grown up lacrosse juniors went to school with her.

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laxman wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 3:12pm
A bit late but very sad news about the passing of Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud. She went to the High School just down the road from where I live and a few of my now grown up lacrosse juniors went to school with her.
Yes, very sad. One of those manufactured bands who actually had some decent songs. I loved "The Promise."
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reading a list of his jokes, this one seem appropriate for our board

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He has the disease of alcoholism. And he came to me and he told me, and I'm the kind of guy that likes to look at the bright side of things. So I told him, I said, "Richie, it's true that you have a disease and everything, but I think you got the best one."
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I can't recommend highly enough his satirical celebrity memoir, especially the audio version that he narrates. And this never fails to make me laugh:
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 2:33pm
Bummer.


I just saw this thread, how very sad. Loved him in his role as a news anchor on SNL.
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"Well, it is finally official: murder is legal in the state of California."
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There was also one from WU that always cracked me up because of its sheer simple stupidity:

"The number one selling band over the summer was Better than Ezra. The number two band? Ezra."

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Box-office poison
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 5:06pm


Box-office poison
That was priceless, Norm was so funny.
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Just gonna leave some Norm/Weekend Update compilations here:

That is what the elves call the justice of the unicorn. - Richard Nixon to Nikita Khrushchev, Kitchen Debate, Moscow, 1959

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