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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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revbob wrote:
26 Jan 2022, 4:44pm
Hell yeah.
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revbob wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 10:54pm
The more pertinent thing for tundra residents is that those soles totally harden up and lose all traction in the cold. Punks ain't supposed to slide on the ice.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jan 2022, 7:39am
revbob wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 10:54pm
The more pertinent thing for tundra residents is that those soles totally harden up and lose all traction in the cold. Punks ain't supposed to slide on the ice.
I never understood what they were going for with those soles.

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revbob wrote:
30 Jan 2022, 10:37am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jan 2022, 7:39am
revbob wrote:
29 Jan 2022, 10:54pm
The more pertinent thing for tundra residents is that those soles totally harden up and lose all traction in the cold. Punks ain't supposed to slide on the ice.
I never understood what they were going for with those soles.
You’d think they would have altered composition to a sole that is more resistant to cold weather so that it can actually be worn year-round. It’s a solidly made shoe/boot, yet that sole sucks.
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Piece Of Shit Baby Born On 2/22/2022 At 2:23 P.M.
https://www.theonion.com/piece-of-shit- ... 1848582859
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The Onion submitted an amicus brief to the Supreme Court: https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/ ... 0Brief.pdf
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Oct 2022, 3:12pm
The Onion submitted an amicus brief to the Supreme Court: https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/ ... 0Brief.pdf
Do you know where I can find the cliff notes version?

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