This Week in Religion
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MTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.
“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
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Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Meh, Satan's been controlling the Catholic Church since at least the Reformation. Tell us something we don't know.Sparky wrote: ↑28 Apr 2022, 12:11pmMTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.
“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
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Well sure, the Catholics have had a jump on things since medieval times, but those Jewish space lasers have been getting the most recent press, so MGT is just trying to keep things even between the two by reminding everybody of the connection with Satan.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Apr 2022, 12:53pmMeh, Satan's been controlling the Catholic Church since at least the Reformation. Tell us something we don't know.Sparky wrote: ↑28 Apr 2022, 12:11pmMTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.
“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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My space laser is in the shop and they are running behind. I may have to get ZOG involved.Sparky wrote: ↑28 Apr 2022, 12:11pmMTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.
“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
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This lapsed Catholic stands by ready to help as needed.JennyB wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 10:28amMy space laser is in the shop and they are running behind. I may have to get ZOG involved.Sparky wrote: ↑28 Apr 2022, 12:11pmMTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.
“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
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Yeah, worldwide parts shortages and all, I get it.JennyB wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 10:28amMy space laser is in the shop and they are running behind. I may have to get ZOG involved.Sparky wrote: ↑28 Apr 2022, 12:11pmMTG giving the Catholics an opportunity to rival the Jewish space lasers.
“What it is is ... Satan’s controlling the church. The church is not doing its job. It’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ. It’s not adhering to what the word of God says we’re supposed to do and how we’re supposed to live,”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/marjo ... li=BBnbfcL
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Gimme a sign, Jesus, any sign!
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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It was gods will.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 1:57pmI've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
I think I have some recordings of a crazy dude talking about satanic music from back in the 80s that I could upload if you're interested
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Please do! I have a few things kicking around, but it never hurts to have more.revbob wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 3:36pmIt was gods will.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 1:57pmI've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
I think I have some recordings of a crazy dude talking about satanic music from back in the 80s that I could upload if you're interested
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Ive probably mentioned it before, there's a part where he talks a out Blondie and after he says his bit about her he says "Call Me? No thanks!" Its unintentionally hilarious.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 4:09pmPlease do! I have a few things kicking around, but it never hurts to have more.revbob wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 3:36pmIt was gods will.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 1:57pmI've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
I think I have some recordings of a crazy dude talking about satanic music from back in the 80s that I could upload if you're interested
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No group of people did more to try to make rock music cool.revbob wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 4:12pmIve probably mentioned it before, there's a part where he talks a out Blondie and after he says his bit about her he says "Call Me? No thanks!" Its unintentionally hilarious.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 4:09pmPlease do! I have a few things kicking around, but it never hurts to have more.revbob wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 3:36pmIt was gods will.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 1:57pmI've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
I think I have some recordings of a crazy dude talking about satanic music from back in the 80s that I could upload if you're interested
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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The Satanists came out in full force at the abortion rally over the weekend (they have been very vocal in their support for repro rights) and all I could think of was how hot they must have been in their all black.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 May 2022, 1:57pmI've finally gotten back to research on heavy metal and Satanism for a lecture and am reading a fair bit on the Satanism panic of the 80s where sinister devil worshippers were abusing kids (i.e., the gay grooming myth by a different name), and came across one story from Olympia, WA, in the 90s. Two adult sisters accused their father of abusing them as part of a Satanic ritual. He confessed because he's an evangelical and couldn't imagine why his daughters would lie about it, so he concluded that he'd been brainwashed or hypnotized by Satan into doing these things and then had his memory erased. (Spoilers: He was innocent but the court rejected his recantation and he did eight years.)
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