How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Get your stinkin' suckers off me, you damned dirty cephalopod.
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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it rhymes
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jul 2022, 3:40pm
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So, do orangutans make you ... wet? ;)
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 6:57pm
I was going to post this as especially suited to you, but felt bad about the monkey. :sad:
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 7:02pm
tepista wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 6:57pm
I was going to post this as especially suited to you, but felt bad about the monkey. :sad:
Why, 2 of those 3 things are awesome.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 7:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 7:02pm
tepista wrote:
26 Aug 2022, 6:57pm
I was going to post this as especially suited to you, but felt bad about the monkey. :sad:
Why, 2 of those 3 things are awesome.
The almost murdered thing, tho, isn't.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
20 Sep 2022, 2:11pm
Monkey blossoms!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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