Ha! Totally. God is always mad at the people I'm mad at, so anything bad that happens is because of their wickedness or our unwillingness to deal with their wickedness.
This Week in Religion
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Now THAT'S the shirt I should have modeled in Costco
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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But what does it really mean? Does it mean that real men love bowhunting, Jesus (like they are explaining this to Jesus) or that they love to shoot Jesus? Or, that they love a Jesus who bow hunts? This is why the t-shirt copy editing shortage has been detrimental to our society.
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I think it means all those thingsJennyB wrote: ↑16 Nov 2022, 12:19pmBut what does it really mean? Does it mean that real men love bowhunting, Jesus (like they are explaining this to Jesus) or that they love to shoot Jesus? Or, that they love a Jesus who bow hunts? This is why the t-shirt copy editing shortage has been detrimental to our society.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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JennyB wrote: ↑16 Nov 2022, 12:19pmBut what does it really mean? Does it mean that real men love bowhunting, Jesus (like they are explaining this to Jesus) or that they love to shoot Jesus? Or, that they love a Jesus who bow hunts? This is why the t-shirt copy editing shortage has been detrimental to our society.
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Not very sportsman like to make him still carry that dang cross. No way he hits Jesus if he's not saddled with that damn cross.
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That cross contains Jesus' superpowers. It'd be like a rhino without a horn, a skunk without a smelly butt. Without that cross, Jesus goes down like a Quaker.
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No hunter is a sportsman unless they take down their prey with their bare hands. Anything else is cheating.
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