Grapes

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Soft or Firm?

Soft
1
5%
Firm
17
89%
Im a monster who doesn't eat grapes.
1
5%
 
Total votes: 19

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Re: Grapes

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What the fuck is a soft grape?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 12:10am
What the fuck is a soft grape?
Mushy and border line spoiled? And then there's raisins.....
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Who's the monster?
"And so the sailor goes, 'I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!'” - Woodrow Wilson to David Lloyd George, Paris Peace Conference, 1 February 1919

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 2:06pm
Who's the monster?
Round up the usual suspects.

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revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 2:06pm
Who's the monster?
Round up the usual suspects.
Jesus Christ, someone picked soft? I demand surveillance footage!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:34pm
revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 2:06pm
Who's the monster?
Round up the usual suspects.
Jesus Christ, someone picked soft? I demand surveillance footage!
Hoy?

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revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:34pm
revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 2:06pm
Who's the monster?
Round up the usual suspects.
Jesus Christ, someone picked soft? I demand surveillance footage!
Hoy?
Bring him in and we'll put him under a hot light.
"And so the sailor goes, 'I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!'” - Woodrow Wilson to David Lloyd George, Paris Peace Conference, 1 February 1919

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Re: Grapes

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 10:15pm
revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:34pm
revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 2:06pm
Who's the monster?
Round up the usual suspects.
Jesus Christ, someone picked soft? I demand surveillance footage!
Hoy?
Bring him in and we'll put him under a hot light.
Look above, I don’t even know what the fuck a soft grape is.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Grapes

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matedog wrote:
24 Nov 2022, 12:58am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 10:15pm
revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:34pm
revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 9:02pm


Round up the usual suspects.
Jesus Christ, someone picked soft? I demand surveillance footage!
Hoy?
Bring him in and we'll put him under a hot light.
Look above, I don’t even know what the fuck a soft grape is.
Your kind always have an alibi, don't you, smart guy. We'll get the truth out of you yet, see. That's right, your gums'll be flapping before your mouthpiece shows up, see.
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matedog wrote:
23 Nov 2022, 12:10am
What the fuck is a soft grape?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... ft%20grape

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Nov 2022, 10:04pm
Kory wrote:
22 Nov 2022, 9:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2022, 7:03pm
Flex wrote:
21 Nov 2022, 6:48pm
Kory wrote:
21 Nov 2022, 6:47pm
Were there other theories?
I thought you were referring to being anti-grape.
Kory's pro-fermented grape and probably pro-grape-as-pizza-topping.
Would be good with prosciutto, probably.
Green or red grapes?
Red with prosciutto pizza, but I prefer green for just regular snacking.
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I still don't understand what a soft grape.
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WestwayKid wrote:
28 Nov 2022, 4:45pm
I still don't understand what a soft grape.
You're not alone mate.

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Hmm seems sort of self explanatory if yove eaten grapes...

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Re: Grapes

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I'm usually happy if there are grapes available.
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