Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 5:27pmThat makes me think of a story that a former friend's b-i-l, a CHiP, told him. He pulled a guy over for speeding. The guy's acting very cagey and evasive. After several minutes of questions and non-answers, the guy says, "I have to confess something." "Yes?" "I've got a dildo up my ass right now." I have no idea what the CHiP did, but, yeah, "Buttplugs of Brixton."Mimi wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 4:53pmWhen they kick at your front doorDr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 1:19pmI told the Boss that we have a thread about buttplugs and that it's fifteen pages long (to date). She was somewhat I aghast, so I explained that it's a forum dedicated to discussing the Clash and walked away.
How you gonna come
With your hands on your head
Or a plug up your bum?
So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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These showed much more promise
Buttplugjamming
1-2 Buttplugs in You
The Crooked Buttplug
Buttplug Slip
Buttplugjamming
1-2 Buttplugs in You
The Crooked Buttplug
Buttplug Slip
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Mimi wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 4:53pmWhen they kick at your front doorDr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 1:19pmI told the Boss that we have a thread about buttplugs and that it's fifteen pages long (to date). She was somewhat I aghast, so I explained that it's a forum dedicated to discussing the Clash and walked away.
How you gonna come
With your hands on your head
Or a plug up your bum?
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Buttlondon Plugging
Plug the Casbutt
Plugged in the Superbutt
Lover's Rock
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Sharif don't like it!
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Sharif never tried it!
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Fair point.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:08pmSharif never tried it!
Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.
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And, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:09pmFair point.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:08pmSharif never tried it!
Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.
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You and Sharif are finally on the same page.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:28pmAnd, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:09pmFair point.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:08pmSharif never tried it!
Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.
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I've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:33pmYou and Sharif are finally on the same page.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:28pmAnd, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:09pmFair point.
Sharif assumes he wouldn't like it.
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Sharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:39pmI've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:33pmYou and Sharif are finally on the same page.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:28pmAnd, to be fair, I assume I wouldn't like it either.
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Well, holy books say a lot of kookoo bananas stuff.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:47pmSharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:39pmI've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:33pmYou and Sharif are finally on the same page.
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Ok, full disclosure, Sharif has had a lot of wine to drink tonight, which is also forbidden in the Quran. Sharif requests that you…uh…not mention this to anybody.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:54pmWell, holy books say a lot of kookoo bananas stuff.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:47pmSharif believes that gambling is forbidden in the Quran. However, Sharif owns several casinos. Sharif is a complex character.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2022, 7:39pmI've also made it known that I'd accept acting roles to pay off gambling debts, so it's not the only thing.
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