Germany is a land of whimsy

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Please make up some kind of folklore that explains this, preferably with talking animals.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2022, 2:34pm
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Please make up some kind of folklore that explains this, preferably with talking animals.
I'm not sure but I think what you're staring into there is the abyss of German sense of humour.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
27 Dec 2022, 4:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2022, 2:34pm
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Please make up some kind of folklore that explains this, preferably with talking animals.
I'm not sure but I think what you're staring into there is the abyss of German sense of humour.
Where Karottenkopf stares back at you.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Dec 2022, 7:21am
Olaf wrote:
27 Dec 2022, 4:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2022, 2:34pm
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Please make up some kind of folklore that explains this, preferably with talking animals.
I'm not sure but I think what you're staring into there is the abyss of German sense of humour.
Where Karottenkopf stares back at you.
Miss Karottenkopf 1972. Pride of her LPG.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
27 Dec 2022, 10:36am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Dec 2022, 7:21am
Olaf wrote:
27 Dec 2022, 4:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2022, 2:34pm
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Please make up some kind of folklore that explains this, preferably with talking animals.
I'm not sure but I think what you're staring into there is the abyss of German sense of humour.
Where Karottenkopf stares back at you.
Miss Karottenkopf 1972. Pride of her LPG.
Truly, a sentient Zuckertüte.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2023, 6:55pm
Reminds me of this one:

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

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Kimmelweck wrote:
08 Feb 2023, 7:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2023, 6:55pm
Reminds me of this one:

The cannibal aspect checks out.
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How the Hunt for a Lioness Near Berlin Turned Into a Wild Boar Chase
The heavily armed search that upended the southern edge of the German capital met an anti-climactic end — and left some scratching their heads: “A wild boar doesn’t really look like a lion.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/22/worl ... -boar.html
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Olaf wrote:
23 Jul 2023, 11:39am
How the Hunt for a Lioness Near Berlin Turned Into a Wild Boar Chase
The heavily armed search that upended the southern edge of the German capital met an anti-climactic end — and left some scratching their heads: “A wild boar doesn’t really look like a lion.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/22/worl ... -boar.html
In one viral incident documented by a bystander, a pig, nicknamed Elsa, and its piglets made off with a nude swimmer’s laptop

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revbob wrote:
24 Jul 2023, 7:18am
Olaf wrote:
23 Jul 2023, 11:39am
How the Hunt for a Lioness Near Berlin Turned Into a Wild Boar Chase
The heavily armed search that upended the southern edge of the German capital met an anti-climactic end — and left some scratching their heads: “A wild boar doesn’t really look like a lion.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/22/worl ... -boar.html
In one viral incident documented by a bystander, a pig, nicknamed Elsa, and its piglets made off with a nude swimmer’s laptop
That, however, was merely part of the annual fröhliches Schweinefest.
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revbob wrote:
24 Jul 2023, 7:18am
Olaf wrote:
23 Jul 2023, 11:39am
How the Hunt for a Lioness Near Berlin Turned Into a Wild Boar Chase
The heavily armed search that upended the southern edge of the German capital met an anti-climactic end — and left some scratching their heads: “A wild boar doesn’t really look like a lion.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/22/worl ... -boar.html
In one viral incident documented by a bystander, a pig, nicknamed Elsa, and its piglets made off with a nude swimmer’s laptop
Oh well. I guess that was Spiff's last visit to Germany.
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You know, I'm not one-dimensional ... I have other attributes besides the ability to be naked in front of other people. :shifty:
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Spiff wrote:
25 Jul 2023, 2:19pm
You know, I'm not one-dimensional ... I have other attributes besides the ability to be naked in front of other people. :shifty:
Ride motorcycles naked?

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