The All Smiths/Morrissey Thread

[oliver]

My theory about morrisseycentral is that anything longer than a one-liner that doesn't end with a signature of 'MORRISSEY' is written by his nephew. I'm still hoping that Morrissey is somewhat humouring him here.

[Dr. Medulla]

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/the-next- ... morrissey/

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.nme.com/news/music/morrisse ... at-3398009

I'm not a right-wing asshole, says right-wing asshole using right-wing asshole talking points.

[Flex]

https://www.nme.com/news/music/morrisse ... at-3398009

I'm not a right-wing asshole, says right-wing asshole using right-wing asshole talking points.

Yeah, you can't just spew right wing sludge and claim you aren't a far right asshole. Well, I mean, obviously you can but then you just wind up with the credibility of a common Morrissey.

Also, I'm still really unclear why Capitol is supposedly feeling so "threatened" by his album that they refuse to release it. Does he sing directions to the record execs' homes for fans to firebomb or something?

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.nme.com/news/music/morrisse ... at-3398009

I'm not a right-wing asshole, says right-wing asshole using right-wing asshole talking points.

Yeah, you can't just spew right wing sludge and claim you aren't a far right asshole. Well, I mean, obviously you can but then you just wind up with the credibility of a common Morrissey.

Also, I'm still really unclear why Capitol is supposedly feeling so "threatened" by his album that they refuse to release it. Does he sing directions to the record execs' homes for fans to firebomb or something?

Because he speak The Truth, you fool! Morrissey is too dangerous for Deep State Records.

[Flex]

Also, I don't want to lose in all this that Miley Cyrus has decided that collaborating with Morrissey would be too damaging to her image. That's like Chet Manners, 5 time space shuttle alternate, deciding that hanging out with you would make him look like too much of a loser.

[Dr. Medulla]

If Morrissey announced a collaboration with Clapton, would anyone blink?

[Marky Dread]

If Morrissey announced a collaboration with Clapton, would anyone blink?

Morrissey didn't shoot no bloody sheriff. I mean he's cleary shot himself in the foot a few times but he ain't brave enough to wander into town and shoot the sheriff no way.

[Dr. Medulla]

If Morrissey announced a collaboration with Clapton, would anyone blink?

Morrissey didn't shoot no bloody sheriff. I mean he's cleary shot himself in the foot a few times but he ain't brave enough to wander into town and shoot the sheriff no way.

To be fair, Clapton didn't shoot a sheriff either.

[Marky Dread]

If Morrissey announced a collaboration with Clapton, would anyone blink?

Morrissey didn't shoot no bloody sheriff. I mean he's cleary shot himself in the foot a few times but he ain't brave enough to wander into town and shoot the sheriff no way.

To be fair, Clapton didn't shoot a sheriff either.

So Clapton gets to blame the black guy all over again.

[Dr. Medulla]

If Morrissey announced a collaboration with Clapton, would anyone blink?

Morrissey didn't shoot no bloody sheriff. I mean he's cleary shot himself in the foot a few times but he ain't brave enough to wander into town and shoot the sheriff no way.

To be fair, Clapton didn't shoot a sheriff either.

So Clapton gets to blame the black guy all over again.

A long, long career of leeching off black people's genuine experiences. But, hey, he treats the caters well.

[Marky Dread]

If Morrissey announced a collaboration with Clapton, would anyone blink?

Morrissey didn't shoot no bloody sheriff. I mean he's cleary shot himself in the foot a few times but he ain't brave enough to wander into town and shoot the sheriff no way.

To be fair, Clapton didn't shoot a sheriff either.

So Clapton gets to blame the black guy all over again.

A long, long career of leeching off black people's genuine experiences. But, hey, he treats the caters well.

He's an absolute turd. Just can't flush the fucker away.

“I will always be the kind of punk that shits on Eric Clapton, but can dig some Steely Dan".

[Dr. Medulla]

Morrissey didn't shoot no bloody sheriff. I mean he's cleary shot himself in the foot a few times but he ain't brave enough to wander into town and shoot the sheriff no way.

To be fair, Clapton didn't shoot a sheriff either.

So Clapton gets to blame the black guy all over again.

A long, long career of leeching off black people's genuine experiences. But, hey, he treats the caters well.

He's an absolute turd. Just can't flush the fucker away.

“I will always be the kind of punk that shits on Eric Clapton, but can dig some Steely Dan".

Partial credit.

[Silent Majority]

Also, I don't want to lose in all this that Miley Cyrus has decided that collaborating with Morrissey would be too damaging to her image. That's like Chet Manners, 5 time space shuttle alternate, deciding that hanging out with you would make him look like too much of a loser.

Miley's latest is a total banger.

[Flex]

Miley's latest is a total banger.

Agreed.