This Week in Religion

[Dr. Medulla]

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I hereby modify my position that Russell Brand is never funny. This is hilarious.

So weird how being accused of a bunch of sexual assault allegations helps one find Jesus.

And Tucker Carlson.

Both of them are such wretched humans.

Tucker is human?

Push him down five flights of stairs into a sack of razor blades, does he not bleed?

[gkbill]

So weird how being accused of a bunch of sexual assault allegations helps one find Jesus.

And Tucker Carlson.

Both of them are such wretched humans.

Tucker is human?

Push him down five flights of stairs into a sack of razor blades, does he not bleed?

Hello,

I'm not sure - let's try it!

[JennyB]

And Tucker Carlson.

Both of them are such wretched humans.

Tucker is human?

Push him down five flights of stairs into a sack of razor blades, does he not bleed?

Hello,

I'm not sure - let's try it!

I'll be first in line!

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

[Kory]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

[Dr. Medulla]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

Double-click! Just double-click, you dumbass messiah!

[Kory]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

Double-click! Just double-click, you dumbass messiah!

He kept trying to just will it to happen. I told him that works in the real world but not in IT.

[Dr. Medulla]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

Double-click! Just double-click, you dumbass messiah!

He kept trying to just will it to happen. I told him that works in the real world but not in IT.

People that dumb deserve to be crucified.

[Kory]

Is Jesus able to see thru clicks made by bots? On the one hand, fucker is god, so yeah. But he's also old. Way older than your nana. I'm unsure.

He once prayed to me to help him open a PDF.

Double-click! Just double-click, you dumbass messiah!

He kept trying to just will it to happen. I told him that works in the real world but not in IT.

People that dumb deserve to be crucified.

Oh...you didn't hear...

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

https://theonion.com/gods-penis-visible ... millennia/

[revbob]

During our recent trip (a tour the missus booked) there were other couples. I realize Im usually the odd one out in my cases but there was one dude that would pray before every meal.

[Dr. Medulla]

During our recent trip (a tour the missus booked) there were other couples. I realize Im usually the odd one out in my cases but there was one dude that would pray before every meal.

A story: In 1992, a whole bunch of us history geeks flew to Atlanta to attend a conference. Flying back, my roommate and I had separate seats. He sat beside a guy who flew missions in the Gulf War and was very talkative. I sat beside a guy who opened up his bag and took out two books that he placed on his tray. One was a Rush Limbaugh book, the other was the Bible. He took turns reading each during the flight. We did not chat.

[revbob]

During our recent trip (a tour the missus booked) there were other couples. I realize Im usually the odd one out in my cases but there was one dude that would pray before every meal.

A story: In 1992, a whole bunch of us history geeks flew to Atlanta to attend a conference. Flying back, my roommate and I had separate seats. He sat beside a guy who flew missions in the Gulf War and was very talkative. I sat beside a guy who opened up his bag and took out two books that he placed on his tray. One was a Rush Limbaugh book, the other was the Bible. He took turns reading each during the flight. We did not chat.

Everything thatvis wrong with the world right there.